Stories

• Regular Nursing Home Diary Fan Fiction

• The Self-conscious Immortal

• Thanksgiving Talk

• When the prospector fell asleep

• Jesse’s Girl

• The Blood House

• The Plausible Frog

• The Fantastic Chimp

• The Astronaut Who Eats Cereal is an Asstrohole

• When Jim Second-Guessed Himself

• Note found on my locker at the gym I can barely afford. I do not have a private locker and cannot afford a personal trainer.

• Notes From a Scuffle with Foreshadowed Macular Degeneration

• Larry the Bear

• A Donkey Made That Special

• Birds Forget

• Witch Fynder

• Making Fun of the One in Tights

• The Chin-up Bar

• A Note I Found in a Cave Canopied by an Old Tree

• The oldest guy in town forgot to cover his head with a napkin.

• Note on my windshield from my friend who wants to be my dentist

• The Suppertime of Jules Verne’s 178th Birthday

• How to Be Better Than You Already Are

• Nursing Home Werewolf Fan Fiction

• Dave Works Hard”/a>

• Wereblood Stinks