Note on my windshield from my friend who wants to be my dentist

About your mouth

I garnered a couple of sharks teeth from the Ripley’s Aquarium in downtown Gatlinburg, soaked them in a jar of crest glistening gel for a good thirty days, adding electrical pulses every 12 hours from a homemade difibrulator I made from 2 clothing irons.

Hoping that the crest would replace the OH ion in the hydroxylaptite thus making it a regenerative whitening tooth to be placed over your two rotting incisors.  I used a metal file to shave the points to a human sized tooth and then swabbed the inside of your cheek in order to plant your own cells in the dentin to resemble pulp gum, thus tricking the tooth and your gum into joining each other (with difibrulator).  I guess you have Tartuffe going on in your mouth or better yet an online relationship.  Excuse my digression.  By the end of the operation you will have very good teeth that will hold up during any activity.  Ski Gatlinburg.