Here comes dawn and I’m not ready. I just made some real blood oranges. Not the Italian kind. More like the kind that mimics the oranges given to inmates. Those oranges injected with a syringe filled with vodka are the brothers of the oranges I injected with blood and allowed to pickle in the blood barrel. I made of batch for me and my friends and now dawn is here and I have to get underground before the sun does me no good. If you’re human and you find this note, please leave the barrel alone because we want to watch The Poseiden Adventure tommorrow night instead if feeding on the likes of you. In fact, if you could give our Renfield a winebox of blood that would be great.
In time, we will be cool to you. Thanks for being cool.
love,
Tony Vampire