This old guy from town fashioned a bird out of marzipan for a contest to see who could make the best Ortolan Bunting dining experience without harming a bird. Inside the marzipan, he packed corn-based sweetened breakfast cereal to mimic thorny bones and salted jellies for organs. There was a tiger behind him doing the same thing with a wax figure. When he turned around, the tiger cocked his head like a kitty asking to go outside in its cutest manner (cats killing birds around the home is congruent to natural selection because they evolved a darling face to humans). The cat was gnawing on a large stick to fashion a femur within its paws, then taking the wood bone by its mouth to the fake leg and nudging it inside the pants with its nose. Behind the tiger was a baby and the baby had fangs and was laughing at the funny papers someone had glued to the ceiling. The comic was Howard Huge and the enormous dog had eaten a room of marzipanned figures: a tiger, a man, and an Orontal Bunting. The frustrated cartoon child next to the cartoon dog said something funny but the baby couldn’t read and the laughing eventually showed the fangs to be rice pudding spittle.
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