Shows
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Parkside Lounge
Thursday, June 2
Parkside Lounge
317 E Houston
b/n Ave B and C
9pm
$5
parksidelounge.com
I’m gonna try out some new stuff; play some piano and play the requests i normally refuse. -
If it’s hot don’t wear the jacket
I wore my sequin jacket during my set at Jam on the River. It looks good but I got a bit slow from the heat towards the end of the set.
I went to the FYE tent to sign some cd’s and a storm came in. Holy shit was it awesome. The cd’s blew off the table and the canopy began to blow away. If not for my dynamic Weight holding down the tent, FYE would have lost it all. The three employees and I were holding onto the greatest kite ever. And then I thought, idiot, I’m gonna get struck by lightning. And then, someone who had their cd signed, asked for a picture. So, I had one arm around her and one arm holding the shelter. Shit man, I was Thor.
We took down the roof and I went back to my dressing room and hung out with DJ Logic and was rewarded with a Yuengling. Good times. -
Tonic with the Trachtenburg Family Slideshow
Thursday, May 26
Corn Mo with the Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players!
at At Tonic
107 Norfolk Street
between Delancey and Rivington Streets in Manhattan’s Lower East Side
8pm
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The Birchmere in Alexandria, VA
Burlesque at the Birchmere
starring
The Pontani Sisters
Miss Dirty Martini
Corn Mo
Trixie Little
The Evil Tap Dancing Hate Monkey
hosted by..
Todd Robbins
w/ live music from
The Fisherman Xylophonic Burlesque OrchestraThe Birchmere
3701 Mt. Vernon Ave
Alexandria, VA 22305
703-549-7500
Advance tickets available at The Birchmere box office &
www.birchmere.com
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Jam on the River-Philadelphia
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Knitting Factory with the Ambitious Orchestra
Sunday, May 15
The Knitting Factory
74 Leonard St.
Manhattan
Main Stage
7pm
$12
w/ The Ambitious Orchestra and The Wau Wau Sisters and Rachel Garniez
directions
The proceeds of this show go to help my friend Ben finance his new album. Ben makes good albums. -
Corn Mo and Ben Folds
Ben Folds
5/3
Chicago, IL
The Riviera Theatre
all ages5/4
Royal Oak, MI
Royal Oak Music Theater
all ages5/5
Indianapolis, IN
The Murat Center
Egyptian Room
all ages5/8
Washington, DC
9:30 Club
all ages5/9
Durham, NH
UNH Field House
all ages5/10
NYC
Town Hall Theater
all ages5/13
Philadelphia, PA
Electric Factory
all ages5/14
Boston, MA
Avalon
18+ -
Red Bastard
see Red Bastard as Eric Davis
in Absence of Magic, created by Eric Davis.
May 8 through June 26, 2005 Sundays at 7pm (except June 5)
7:30pm
$10
The Brick Theater
575 Metropolitan
Brooklyn
Eric Davis is brilliant. You should see him. -
Moi? CD Release
Come celebrate my friend’s cd release with me at Arlene’s Grocery this Friday at 9:30. I’ll be hosting the event and will do what they call “a couple of numbers” with the talent.
And when I say talent I mean Moi? and The Wau Wau Sisters.
If you saw Circus By the Sea then you saw the glory of Royce Peterson. He’s in Moi? and he’s real good. Real good.
And if you saw The Corn Mo Show then you saw The Wau Wau Sisters. They’re real good and as they say, “easy on the eyes”.
So, please come help delegate the applause for wonderful evening.Arlene’s Grocery
95 Stanton St.thanks,
mo -
Massachusetts Museum of Contemporary Art w/ The Wau Wau Sisters
MASS MoCA Alt Cabaret Show with Corn Mo and The Wau Wau Sisters
Massachussets Museum of Contemporary Art
87 Marshall St.
North Adams, MA
tickets
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Corn Mo in Kentucky
Corn Mo
w/ They Might Be Giants!
Friday, April 8
8pm
Norton Center for the Arts
Centre College
600 West Walnut St.
Danville, KY
Tickets: 1-877-HITSHOW
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Outre’ Island
Chris Rozzi’s Outre Island
8pm
Parkside Lounge
See the host of character’s that live on Outre’ Island as done by the funny Chris Rozzi.
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Planet Banana
Planet Banana
at The Ars Nova Theater
now through June 4!
I did this show with these guys over in the Old World. Go see it in New York City. It’s amazing. New jokes, new songs and Jon Spurney plays the good-bad-ugly theme on keyboard and guitar at the same time!
Clarke juggles to “Another One Bites the Dust”! -
Ghetto Ways
Go see my roommate’s band and that lovable asshole from The Psycho’s, Harry Dagger, as they take to Maxwell’s with The Dirtbombs.
Tonight at 9
$12
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Bindlestiff Family Cirkus
Thursday, March 17
8:00pm
Reprising my old role as circus musician for one night.
Accompanying Kinko the clown, Mr. Pennygaff and his sword swallower, Philomena, the Fabulous Miss Una, Rob Lok and more!
at
Theater for the New City
155 First Avenue
(between 9th and 10th Streets)
New York, NY 10003
Telephone: (212) 254-1109
Fax: (212) 979-6570
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Circus By The Sea
ONE SHOW LEFT!
EXTENDED THROUGH APRIL 9!
THE CIRCUS ROCK SHOW IS THIS SATURDAY
7 O’ CLOCK SHOW
COME EARLY FOR PRE- SHOWBOWERY POETRY CLUB
308 BOWERY @ Houston and Bleeker
www.circusbythesea.com for tix online
$20
w/ aerial acts, contortion, and rock n’ rollpre show starts at 6:45 with Magic Brian or Tyler Fyre or another brilliant performer!
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Upcoming UK gigs
Thursday, April 21 and Friday, April 22
LONDON
The Troubadour
263-7 Old Brompton Road
w/ Common Rotation
all agesSaturday, April 23 2005
GLASGOW
O’Neills
451- 453 Sauchiehall Street
(0141) 3534371
7:00pm
18+
w/ Common RotationSunday, April 24
LIVERPOOL
The Cavern Club
10 Matthew St.
7:30 pm
w/ Common Rotation
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Upcoming Shows
Friday, January 27
Los Angeles
UCB Theater
Audio’s Amigos with Hard N’ Phirm
5919 Franklin Ave
11pm
$8Saturday, January 28
Purchase CollegeThursday, February 9
NYC
Automatic Vaudeville
Ars Nova Theater
511 W 54th St.
cute mini set!Burlesque-A-Pades Tour
featuring:
The World Famous Pontani Sisters
Kitten de Ville
Trixie Little
The Hate Monkey
Corn Mo
Tyler Fyre
The Fisherman Xylophonic Orchestra2/14 – The Birchmere, Alexandria,VA
2/15 – The Otto Bar, Baltimore MD
2/16 – The Bowery Ballroom, NYC
2/17 – TT The Bear’s, Boston, MA
2/18 – Asbury Lanes, Asbury Park, NJ
2/19 – World Cafe Live, Philadelphia, PA -
Baby Dee Is Excellent
I have a lot on my plate today. When I get home I can start finishing those things. One of the things I have to do is- no wait, two of the things are:
learn a Ben Ickies tune
learn a Baby Dee tune
Ben wrote a song for his orchestra but can’t be at his show and asked me to play it for him. That’s cool. I like his work.
And I have to learn a Baby Dee song for next week.
About three years ago I stayed at this lady’s house in Ohio. She let me have her bed and she slept elsewhere. Had I known she would be sleeping on the dining room floor I would have refused for she had to get up early to do her paper route. She, Una and I had stayed up that night in her kitchen drinking wine. She was telling me about her album that had organ, accordion, piano, harp, and her vocals with birds from her backyard as a background. And I think if there are two cd’s, then one is only birds from her backyard. So, I’ve been waiting to hear this for a long time.
Well, the other night, Sxip, the fellow I replaced in the Bindlestiffs, had a show and was to hook me up with a cd to learn her songs.
I missed Sxip’s wonderful band but saw the Wiyos who were fantastic. A three-piece old America band with a singer who sounds a lot like Hank Williams. They were great.
Yesterday, I went to Magic Brian’s and listened to Baby Dee’s cd on the way. It’s excellent. It’s a cross of Rufus Wainwright and Tiny Tim. Beautiful, haunting songs.
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Hula Hoops
I get emails for shows all the time. And I try to make them. And sometimes its cold outside and my stomach hurts from not cooking my food well enough. Or some other reason. That would be a reason not to go out.
But when someone calls me and invites me to a show it’s hard not to go. They took time to make sure I knew they had a show and asked me to please come. I can’t let a friend down.
I made lobster ravioli for dinner and I think I messed up the sauce because my stomach hurt really bad not too soon after I ate.
I was given a PS2 and it can suck your life. I can leave it alone and not want to play but I had a hankering for an RPG so I found Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick.
The game itself is okay but the cool part is Bruce Campbell’s voice. I love that guy. http://www.kittenpants.org/21_ray/bruce.asp
Anyway, I was waiting for a friend to come by and get his beer keg from my house and in the meantime, I was trying to destroy Nathanial Payne with a shovel.
After the keg was gone my stomach felt better so I hiked to the show.
Miss Saturn was celebrating her birthday by hula-hooping in her birthday suit. I missed that part but hey, it’s alright.
I’ve never seen Galapagos so crowded. Travis, who works there, bought me a beer. And we watched best we could from the back.
Tanya, Miss Saturn, Kalki, and some dude, and some other lady did their hoops. The dude was awesome. They were all fantastic. Kalki and I shared a trailer with my girlfriend when we were in Circus Boreal in Alaska. She’s really good.
There was a handful of older gentlemen with cameras in the front. One guy had his digital that he would post on Saturn’s site, the other fellow had a conventional camera, and the third man had a 3-D camera. Magic Brian tells me that these guys go to all the burlesque shows. He brought his slides and the view-master-like viewer to show others. Good times.
Me and Noah and Magic got pizza at Ana Marie’s. That’s good pizza. And I walked home and played Bruce Campbell until 3.
Go see my friends do their things:
www.misssaturn.com
www.kalkihulagirl.com.au/kalki/
www.wauwausisters.com