Shows

  • Parkside Lounge

    Thursday, June 2
    Parkside Lounge
    317 E Houston
    b/n Ave B and C
    9pm
    $5
    parksidelounge.com
    I’m gonna try out some new stuff; play some piano and play the requests i normally refuse.

  • If it’s hot don’t wear the jacket

    I wore my sequin jacket during my set at Jam on the River. It looks good but I got a bit slow from the heat towards the end of the set.
    I went to the FYE tent to sign some cd’s and a storm came in. Holy shit was it awesome. The cd’s blew off the table and the canopy began to blow away. If not for my dynamic Lose Weight Exercise holding down the tent, FYE would have lost it all. The three employees and I were holding onto the greatest kite ever. And then I thought, idiot, I’m gonna get struck by lightning. And then, someone who had their cd signed, asked for a picture. So, I had one arm around her and one arm holding the shelter. Shit man, I was Thor.
    We took down the roof and I went back to my dressing room and hung out with DJ Logic and was rewarded with a Yuengling. Good times.

  • The Birchmere in Alexandria, VA

    Burlesque at the Birchmere
    starring
    The Pontani Sisters
    Miss Dirty Martini
    Corn Mo
    Trixie Little
    The Evil Tap Dancing Hate Monkey
    hosted by..
    Todd Robbins
    w/ live music from
    The Fisherman Xylophonic Burlesque Orchestra

    The Birchmere
    3701 Mt. Vernon Ave
    Alexandria, VA 22305
    703-549-7500
    Advance tickets available at The Birchmere box office &
    www.birchmere.com
    $16.50

  • Red Bastard

    see Red Bastard as Eric Davis
    in Absence of Magic, created by Eric Davis.
    May 8 through June 26, 2005 Sundays at 7pm (except June 5)
    7:30pm
    $10
    The Brick Theater
    575 Metropolitan
    Brooklyn
    Eric Davis is brilliant. You should see him.

  • Moi? CD Release

    Come celebrate my friend’s cd release with me at Arlene’s Grocery this Friday at 9:30. I’ll be hosting the event and will do what they call “a couple of numbers” with the talent.
    And when I say talent I mean Moi? and The Wau Wau Sisters.
    If you saw Circus By the Sea then you saw the glory of Royce Peterson. He’s in Moi? and he’s real good. Real good.
    And if you saw The Corn Mo Show then you saw The Wau Wau Sisters. They’re real good and as they say, “easy on the eyes”.
    So, please come help delegate the applause for wonderful evening.

    Arlene’s Grocery
    95 Stanton St.

    thanks,
    mo

  • Ghetto Ways

    Go see my roommate’s band and that lovable asshole from The Psycho’s, Harry Dagger, as they take to Maxwell’s with The Dirtbombs.
    Tonight at 9
    $12
    more info

  • Bindlestiff Family Cirkus

    Thursday, March 17
    8:00pm
    Reprising my old role as circus musician for one night.
    Accompanying Kinko the clown, Mr. Pennygaff and his sword swallower, Philomena, the Fabulous Miss Una, Rob Lok and more!
    at
    Theater for the New City
    155 First Avenue
    (between 9th and 10th Streets)
    New York, NY 10003
    Telephone: (212) 254-1109
    Fax: (212) 979-6570
    bindlestiff.org

  • Circus By The Sea

    ONE SHOW LEFT!
    EXTENDED THROUGH APRIL 9!
    THE CIRCUS ROCK SHOW IS THIS SATURDAY
    7 O’ CLOCK SHOW
    COME EARLY FOR PRE- SHOW

    BOWERY POETRY CLUB
    308 BOWERY @ Houston and Bleeker

    www.circusbythesea.com
    for tix online
    $20
    w/ aerial acts, contortion, and rock n’ roll

    pre show starts at 6:45 with Magic Brian or Tyler Fyre or another brilliant performer!

  • Upcoming Shows

    Friday, January 27
    Los Angeles
    UCB Theater
    Audio’s Amigos with Hard N’ Phirm
    5919 Franklin Ave
    11pm
    $8

    Saturday, January 28
    Purchase College

    Thursday, February 9
    NYC
    Automatic Vaudeville
    Ars Nova Theater
    511 W 54th St.
    cute mini set!

    Burlesque-A-Pades Tour
    featuring:
    The World Famous Pontani Sisters
    Kitten de Ville

    Trixie Little
    The Hate Monkey
    Corn Mo
    Tyler Fyre
    The Fisherman Xylophonic Orchestra

    2/14 – The Birchmere, Alexandria,VA
    2/15 – The Otto Bar, Baltimore MD
    2/16 – The Bowery Ballroom, NYC
    2/17 – TT The Bear’s, Boston, MA
    2/18 – Asbury Lanes, Asbury Park, NJ
    2/19 – World Cafe Live, Philadelphia, PA

  • Baby Dee Is Excellent

    I have a lot on my plate today. When I get home I can start finishing those things. One of the things I have to do is- no wait, two of the things are:
    learn a Ben Ickies tune
    learn a Baby Dee tune
    Ben wrote a song for his orchestra but can’t be at his show and asked me to play it for him. That’s cool. I like his work.
    And I have to learn a Baby Dee song for next week.
    About three years ago I stayed at this lady’s house in Ohio. She let me have her bed and she slept elsewhere. Had I known she would be sleeping on the dining room floor I would have refused for she had to get up early to do her paper route. She, Una and I had stayed up that night in her kitchen drinking wine. She was telling me about her album that had organ, accordion, piano, harp, and her vocals with birds from her backyard as a background. And I think if there are two cd’s, then one is only birds from her backyard. So, I’ve been waiting to hear this for a long time.
    Well, the other night, Sxip, the fellow I replaced in the Bindlestiffs, had a show and was to hook me up with a cd to learn her songs.
    I missed Sxip’s wonderful band but saw the Wiyos who were fantastic. A three-piece old America band with a singer who sounds a lot like Hank Williams. They were great.
    Yesterday, I went to Magic Brian’s and listened to Baby Dee’s cd on the way. It’s excellent. It’s a cross of Rufus Wainwright and Tiny Tim. Beautiful, haunting songs.
    You can get it at:

    www.durtro.com/artistsf

  • Hula Hoops

    I get emails for shows all the time. And I try to make them. And sometimes its cold outside and my stomach hurts from not cooking my food well enough. Or some other reason. That would be a reason not to go out.
    But when someone calls me and invites me to a show it’s hard not to go. They took time to make sure I knew they had a show and asked me to please come. I can’t let a friend down.
    I made lobster ravioli for dinner and I think I messed up the sauce because my stomach hurt really bad not too soon after I ate.
    I was given a PS2 and it can suck your life. I can leave it alone and not want to play but I had a hankering for an RPG so I found Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick.
    The game itself is okay but the cool part is Bruce Campbell’s voice. I love that guy. http://www.kittenpants.org/21_ray/bruce.asp
    Anyway, I was waiting for a friend to come by and get his beer keg from my house and in the meantime, I was trying to destroy Nathanial Payne with a shovel.
    After the keg was gone my stomach felt better so I hiked to the show.
    Miss Saturn was celebrating her birthday by hula-hooping in her birthday suit. I missed that part but hey, it’s alright.
    I’ve never seen Galapagos so crowded. Travis, who works there, bought me a beer. And we watched best we could from the back.
    Tanya, Miss Saturn, Kalki, and some dude, and some other lady did their hoops. The dude was awesome. They were all fantastic. Kalki and I shared a trailer with my girlfriend when we were in Circus Boreal in Alaska. She’s really good.
    There was a handful of older gentlemen with cameras in the front. One guy had his digital that he would post on Saturn’s site, the other fellow had a conventional camera, and the third man had a 3-D camera. Magic Brian tells me that these guys go to all the burlesque shows. He brought his slides and the view-master-like viewer to show others. Good times.
    Me and Noah and Magic got pizza at Ana Marie’s. That’s good pizza. And I walked home and played Bruce Campbell until 3.
    Go see my friends do their things:
    www.misssaturn.com
    www.kalkihulagirl.com.au/kalki/
    www.wauwausisters.com