My friend, Chris Rozzi, is doing a show tonight at the Parkside Lounge.  If you have the Corn Mo Show, you’ll remember him as Delmonte. 

Outre Island
Thursday, October 4
NYC
Parkside Lounge
317 E Houston at Attorney
9pm

Also, I love automatons and saw this one today on Boingboing.

Richie Budd’s piece at the Priska C. Juschka Fine Art
Reception is tonight from 6-9
547 W. 27th Street
Link
and go see
Erick Swenson’s piece at the James Cohan Gallery.
533 West 26th Street b/n 10th and 11th
Link

Funeral
tuesdays 10,17, and 31st.
ars nova
511 w54th (and 10th)
8pm

$10 instead of $15 if you enter a discount code at www.smarttix.com – code : “LOUIS” 
 www.smarttix.com

Louis Schwadron produces his own funeral.  It’s real good.  His impersonation of his old rabbi is impeccable.  And his impersonation of himself in the Polyphonic Spree is spot on.  And he plays french horn like a Julliard grad.

CDS AND MP3’S
Corn Mo cd’s are now at CD Baby.  I HOPE YOU WIN! cd’s are floating around New Jersey somewhere.  In the meantime, you can get it on Real Rhapsody or Itunes or some other mp3 site.  CD Baby Review.

SHOWS
No shows this weekend.  Ben got sick.  

Phone shows will be happening again, soon.

If you want to see some shows this weekend, then go see my friends:

Friday, December 2, 7pm
The Randy Brothers
The Pit
154 W. 29th St.
NY, NY

Scurvy Pirates (some members of Big Boote’)
8pm
Rififi
332 E. 11st, Manhattan
(Between 1st and 2nd)

Saturday, December 3, 8 pm
Ghetto Ways
Irving Plaza
w/ Dinosaur Jr.
NY, too

But then, next week, I’m standing in for Sean as Axl Rose in Mr. Brownstone next week as his band, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah is out of the country do big shows.  We’ll be at North Six on Friday, Dec 9 and the Paradise in Boston on Dec 10.

OTHER THINGS
Check this out:  a Corn Mo parody. (Busey Boy is Tenchi Boy)

Check this out:  THE best pick up line I wish I’d made up.

And finally,  Ray Kurzweil is real smart.  I’m just a layman but he may be the next Tesla. 

he left his kilt for me.

Go see them
Silvia Machete
Thursday, Nov 3, 7:30 pm
Ars Nova
511 W 54th St. b/n 10th and 11th Ave
circus and music!
$10

Chris Rozzi
Friday, Nov 4, 8 pm
Parkside Lounge
317 Houston at Attorney
featuring William Shakespeare
$5

Ambitious Orchestra
Friday, Nov 4, 10 pm
Galapagos Art Space
70 North 6th St. at Kent
Williamsburg
$8

THE LIVE ONES
Friday, Nov 4, 9pm
At Trash Bar – 256 Grand Street, Brooklyn
$8 cover

Go see my friends in:
Jollyship the Whiz-Bang Episode 6:
“CRABQUISTADOR: Scavenger of God”
Thursday
June 28th
10 pm
Bowery Poetry Club
308 Bowery
$8
Its puppets and pirates and rock and good writing. A definite must see. I will be there.

And then go see,
Ben Ickies’ Failure
followed by his Ambitious Orchestra!
Saturday, July 30th
9 pm – $8
Galapagos Art Space
90 N. 6th Street, between Kent & Wythe
L to Bedford

see Red Bastard as Eric Davis
in Absence of Magic, created by Eric Davis.
May 8 through June 26, 2005 Sundays at 7pm (except June 5)
7:30pm
$10
The Brick Theater
575 Metropolitan
Brooklyn
Eric Davis is brilliant. You should see him.

Chris Rozzi’s Outre Island
8pm
Parkside Lounge
See the host of character’s that live on Outre’ Island as done by the funny Chris Rozzi.
You can see a clip of his character Delmonte on The Corn Mo Show.

Planet Banana
at The Ars Nova Theater
now through June 4!
I did this show with these guys over in the Old World. Go see it in New York City. It’s amazing. New jokes, new songs and Jon Spurney plays the good-bad-ugly theme on keyboard and guitar at the same time!
Clarke juggles to “Another One Bites the Dust”!