I Will Martha Stewart Your Party
I've been writing for a blog site called Digital City. It's fun and I've been acquiring a wealth of useless information. Did you know that prostitution is legal in Rhode Island? I did. Did you know that a recent study concluded that beer is good for your bones? I did. Did you know that a man stole a motorcycle piece by piece through his job on an assembly line? I knew this and a lot more that would make me the perfect blowhard at the empty end of a bar.
Yesterday, I pretended like I knew what makes a good Halloween party. Enjoy.