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• Regular Nursing Home Diary Fan Fiction
• The Self-conscious Immortal
• Thanksgiving Talk
• When the prospector fell asleep
• Jesse’s Girl
• The Blood House
• Ghost Dog
• The Plausible Frog
• The Fantastic Chimp
• The Astronaut Who Eats Cereal is an Asstrohole
• When Jim Second-Guessed Himself
• Note found on my locker at the gym I can barely afford. I do not have a private locker and cannot afford a personal trainer.
• Notes From a Scuffle with Foreshadowed Macular Degeneration
• Larry the Bear
• Go Dog Go!
• A Donkey Made That Special
• Birds Forget
• Witch Fynder
• Making Fun of the One in Tights
• The Chin-up Bar
• A Note I Found in a Cave Canopied by an Old Tree
• The oldest guy in town forgot to cover his head with a napkin.
• Note on my windshield from my friend who wants to be my dentist
• The Suppertime of Jules Verne’s 178th Birthday
• How to Be Better Than You Already Are
• Nursing Home Werewolf Fan Fiction
• Dave Works Hard”/a>
• Wereblood Stinks