Regular Nursing Home Diary Fan Fiction
I woke up late. 3am. My roommate is still asleep. She sleeps with her mouth open and she still has all her teeth, so instead of being repulsive, she is inspiring. Inspiring might be the wrong word. I dreamed she had blood soup for dinner. In the dream she wouldn’t tell me what she was eating. It looked like tomato soup but bloody. I don’t watch tv anymore but I think falling asleep to her television show had something to do with my dream. Before falling into slumber, I saw a man pull the heart out of another man and my brain made blood soup for dreams.
I made instant coffee and pulled out a Little Debbie sweet roll. i usually put it in the microwave for 7 seconds with one end opened but I didn’t want to wake my roommate Sharon. She can be sweet when she wants to.
When 6am comes, I will get real coffee and begin calling people who have birthdays. Mostly, strangers. By the way, it’s Sharon’s birthday. So, I will sing quietly into her dream ear.
Saturday, April 19
22 Wyckoff Ave.
The Saturday night musical variety show loosely based in the style of Old Grey Whistle Test.
Featuring the fantastic dancers of The Love Show,
the magical wonders of The Great Dubini,
the comedy stylings of Selena Coppock,
the piano magic of Jeremy and The Symbols,
with special guest Anna C Cabanna,
with host Wilder Selzer
and the music of .357 LOVER.
and DJ Kay Mazing.
Gods of Disco-Metal — World Tour 2014
Wed 12th March – Rushden Athletic Club – Rushden WITH CORN MO SET
Thurs 13th March – Hammerfest – North Wales (headlining Opening Night)
Fri 14th March – Satan’s Hollow – Manchester
Sat 15th March – The Fleece – Bristol
Sun 16th March – The Globe – Cardiff
Mon 17th March – Fruit Space – Hull
Tues 18th March – The Brickyard – Carlisle WITH CORN MO SET
Wed 19th March – Cluny 2 – Newcastle WITH CORN MO SET
Thurs 20th March – The Duchess – York
Fri 21st March – Rock City – Nottingham
Sat 22nd March – The Robin 2 – Wolverhampton/Birmingham
Sun 23rd March – Jazz Cafe – London WITH CORN MO SET
Wed 26th March – Spectrum Club – Augsburg, Germany
Thurs 27th March – Z-7 – Pratteln/Basel, Switzerland
Fri 28th March – Kump – Brilon, Germany WITH CORN MO SET
Sat 29th March – Rock It – Aalen, Germany]]>