Daily Archives August 15, 2012

Nursing Home Werewolf Fan Fiction

From an email I received from my aunt:
I had a few mini strokes last night followed by one big stroke. I’m okay now but I wanted to let you know what happened just so you won’t worry too much. I know how you worry.
So, the lunar marriage of my lycanthropy problem and my high blood pressure caused me to have a sudden change into the werewolf, while I was having the big stroke. I can’t give up cheeseburgers like you can.
The result of the stroke was a temporal locked-down syndrome which paralyzed my entire body, except for my eyes. So, any danger that I posed was to those who might faint at the sight of me.
You should have seen Doris!
My body shut down to the point of appearing dead. Right now, I am emotionally exhausted.
This morning, I had to listen to some kids watch some crazy...

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Thanksgiving Talk

“How many pull-ups can you do?”
“Who wants to know?”
And then, the conversation ended.

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Nick Offerman: American Ham

We played a show at Rutgers. We almost got sandwiches from one of the grease trucks. I sensed bad news and was glad he did, as well. There were plenty of snacks in the Cap and Skull room.

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August 24, Dixon Place, Lower East Side Music Festival

Friday, August 24
NYC
Dixon Place
161A Chrystie Street
8:00 – THE DEBUTANTE HOUR
9:00 – NATTI VOGEL
10:00 – CORN MO
DOORS OPEN AT 6PM
Get Tickets
This is part of the Lower East Side Music Festival
More info on festival here.

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