Midwest Tour with The Pontani Sisters
Wednesday, June 21
Chicago, IL
Martyrs
Drove from Paducah, KY to Chicago.  Traffic in Chicago is amazing!  I truly toddled.  Things learned:  Don’t take sureties over the phone with Expedia and keep close watch on your parking meter.  And get the pizza at Martyrs.  It’s good.
The girl that hit on me was real pretty.  And then a myspace friend bought me the pint of Guinness that she’d promised me on my myspace.  I drank the pint with her and another myspace friend and a fellow that I didn’t know from myspace or anywhere else.  That girl that hit on me was pretty drunk yet still really pretty.
I returned my car rental to the airport around 1am and there was a really long line waiting for me.  Everyone was peeved in the line.  One man said he was a Hertz Gold member and was really, really peeved.  I’m not a gold member and I have games (Uno Challenge) on my phone so I was doing okay with waiting yet still a bit anxious since the tour van was waiting on me to go to the hotel.
Poor me.  A precious martyr. Ha  Ha!  Get it?  ‘Cause I played at Martyrs!
Sorry.