Daily Archives July 28, 2005

To All My Friends!

Go see my friends in:
Jollyship the Whiz-Bang Episode 6:
“CRABQUISTADOR: Scavenger of God”
June 28th
10 pm
Bowery Poetry Club
308 Bowery
Its puppets and pirates and rock and good writing. A definite must see. I will be there.

And then go see,
Ben Ickies’ Failure
followed by his Ambitious Orchestra!
Saturday, July 30th
9 pm – $8
Galapagos Art Space
90 N. 6th Street, between Kent & Wythe
L to Bedford

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Cookie’s Trow

Tha cappain’s visit were delitefool. He ate all I make and thain ask for more. The porter ask for some but I say No Sir. All food go to da cappain! Whence did I could eva. Make a timely dinna. Whence! Could I make a cum uppance on putting victuals on a fayr! Fourteen yeas a rowin’ inside a pot I tale ya. I unce pummeled a live ‘pus on the pup deck wit an oar and sliced ‘er tensticals off with a scabard and made a seaghetti outta her. Most delicious! Aye, but da cappain is a stubbon mouth and only want what made outta flour and ale. I make a nigh bread and cake but I winked inside a clam whats made a ocean grand. Aye, aye Cappain!

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