Getting Ready For TMBG

I’m getting ready for my tour. I’m stressing a bit. I’ve never taken a piano on the plane before. I know they’re gonna overcharge me for bringing it. But that’s the way it goes. I added a few dollars to fly Jet Blue straight on. I don’t want to chance losing anything due to changing planes. And I’ve had good luck with Jet Blue so far. There’s some airlines I avoid. Truly avoid.
Northwest is good at being mean. I mean really good at it. So good I would say they are masters at being mean. And the lady who called me to apologize about the ordeal was mean, too. Kudos!
Air Tran was good at being mean to cover up their mistake and then being nice to keep their mistake covered up.
Continental is good at copying the customer service of the post office.
One time I was flying with Continental to the UK and they wanted to charge me $90 for checking my keyboard stand. My keyboard stand was a walker from Goodwill. I told her she could have it. She threw it on for free.
You know who didn’t give me shit about oversize? Air France. That’s a good airline. They didn’t blink at the size of my keyboard. And they gave me a bottle of wine with my meal.
This is one of those weeks where my life has been dropped on the floor and I can’t find the pieces.